I’m six feet, four inches tall. I’m often asked to retrieve items from high shelves. My height, I suspect , has made me the accidental background of stranger’s photos (ed note: I try to smile a lot so I don’t ruin them). Height does have some advantages, though. Case in point: I (A-50) was standing in line to board a flight this morning and my elevated perch afforded me the opportunity to read over the shoulder of A-49. He was reading “A Detailed Summary of Proposed Healthcare Legislation”—it was six pages long. Unless this document had been washed, waxed, buffed and armor-alled, I guarantee it was not a “detailed” summary of the 1900 page document our nation’s Congress has been fiddling with lately. We chatted briefly about the insanity of such a title for this committee-generated propaganda, much to the amusement of folks queuing up as B 1-30. This brief improvisational riff on the work of federal legislators reminded me of something, though. Living in D.C., I occasionally find myself at New York Avenue Presbyterian Church (I’d tell you why, but decorum encourages me to do my good deeds in secret) where Abraham Lincoln frequented. In the Lincoln Room on the first floor there is, behind some very thick glass, the original piece of paper on which President Lincoln wrote the first draft of legislation to emancipate the slaves and end slavery in America. It was one page and, it goes without saying (well, it would if I didn’t say it) handwritten. President Lincoln’s plan to end slavery, fundamentally alter the economy of all the southern states, and provide new human rights to tens of millions of people was on ONE PAGE. Yet the 111th Congress finds it necessary to wax poetic for nearly 2000 pages to effect payment for my boo boos. (Obviously, that’s not a fair simplification of the legislation, but it WAS kinda funny and the point remains….) Maybe the 16th President’s succinctness was laziness or perhaps just an unwillingness to tolerate the tedium involved in penning lengthy legislation. Then again, maybe there existed a general predisposition to legislative brevity that said what needed saying and left implementation details to the states and citizens. Today’s legislative process generally involves attempting to anticipate every possible reaction to the intended legislation and proactively formulating a response to those possibilities effectively creating a jobs program for attorneys. (Does anyone want to make the case that this is a welcome consequence?) I think honest Abe was on to something from which we can learn: it should be a requirement that all legislation be hand written by the bill’s sponsor and all amendments must also be done by hand. (Neatness counts.) I think this would be an effective way to limit the voluminous mischief emanating from the hallowed halls of Congress. Critics of their efforts, however, can continue to type until our hearts are content. (Those wishing to disagree with the author, please mail your handwritten letters to PO Box 1234, Washington, DC, 2345X)

I'd like to share a therapy moment: I’m a failed entrepreneur. There are, of course, many stories accounting for my failure as a businessman but let me tell you my favorite. Fundamentally, I object to the marketing practices that are the fuel for America’s economic engine. Marketing and advertising exist to entice me to fork over my hard-earned dollars in exchange for products I often don’t need and previously didn’t know I wanted. I view marketing is a form of brain washing. Naturally, industry experts will tell us that all they are doing is presenting us with one side of a story and we are free to act on that information any way we want. But consumers are often blissfully unaware that they are being sold to and are seldom presented with objective views against making a purchase. Because I have such a visceral response to being marketed to, I struggled to effectively position my own product line in a manner which attracted venture funding and, more importantly, customers. I simply couldn’t spend my days telling people they had to have a product I knew full well they were already doing just fine without. Let me reiterate my understanding of the importance of marketing, however. I fully comprehend the necessity (and the efficacy, much to my dismay) of marketing in order to fuel our economy. And marketing, advertising and product placement are everywhere. Ralph Lauren wants you to believe that the Polo Pony on your shirt is for your benefit, yet you walk around all day as an unpaid billboard for his products. Few people question the silver name plate of JOHNSON CHEVROLET on the back of their new car, yet the dealership has surreptitiously enlisted you as a pro-bono spokesman for their business. Television is the sneakiest of all the marketing media though. If you are under the impression that the purpose of television is to air visual entertainment to the public with commercials being a necessary interruption in order to facilitate delivery of the product (the TV show) to the consumer, you’d be sorely mistaken. Rather, the purpose of television is to deliver consumers to the products. Entertainment programming is the bait on the hook that brings consumers to a place where advertisers can attempt to manipulate our purchasing habits. In effect, all TV actors are paid henchman for the companies that advertise during the shows on which they appear. Hollywood’s elite are well compensated for their ability to deliver the rank and file to a common location where corporate America can appeal to our covetous nature. N.E. Marsden, in the October 30 Washington Post, rails against the increased frequency of product placement as the newest attack on America’s fiscal sensitivities. Her chief complaint appears to be that product placement occurs without the audience’s knowledge: “People have a right to know when someone is trying to sell them something.” (Note to America: if you are watching TV, someone is trying to sell you something.) Television has no moral obligation to attend to the public benefit. TV is a for-profit industry and its motives should be a surprise to no one. TV’s one obligation is to move product (yes, while operating within the confines of public decency) and the tactics used to achieve that strategic objective have and will continue to evolve. To TV executives, commercials are the most important programming and the very expensive programming in between them is a necessary evil. We’ve come a long way from the catchy jingles of the 60s to the subtle practice of product placement (though alarmists should take heart: the reality of The Truman Show is still years away) and Ms. Marsden, a volunteer coordinator of Fairness and Integrity in Telecommunications Media, is calling for government intervention. “Because media providers are blurring the lines between advertising and content, FCC action is critical. Parents have a right to know who is doctoring programs their children watch….” she says. A better idea than expanding the reach of government regulators would be to encourage Hollywood producers to incorporate themes of public interest into the behavior of their characters. As green house gas emissions are becoming increasingly important to citizens of 21st Century America, when have we seen a program where the main character goes to an auto dealership and wrestles with the choice between the gas-guzzling, man-affirming SUV he wants and the Honda Insight his conscience tells him he needs? As U.S. communities and military installations remain tethered to an aging, frail, and vulnerable electrical grid, when was the last time a prime-time, major-network character turned off a light on his way out of a room? Malcolm Gladwell wrote an entire book (The Tipping Point) on how trends get started and go viral. Trendsetters emerge in unique places but can have tremendous effects on individual behavior as the public views the behaviors of early adopters as risk free and socially acceptable. This is where engaging Hollywood as a force for good comes in. We can ask TV producers to do that which is counter to their purpose—eschew revenue generation from creative and innovative marketing strategies—or we can petition Hollywood to deploy those well developed skills of consumer manipulation to model strategies that contribute to solving the problems that face Americans, a technique TV has occasionally been happy to embrace --portraying the normalcy of homosexuals in society, for instance (like Will and Grace’s Jack was “normal.” Hah!) Naively pretending that we aren’t being manipulated by what we see on TV and feigning offense when confronted with flagrant manifestations of that manipulation ignores our responsibility to be savvy consumers of the medium. Ms. Marsden wants to turn out lights on Hollywood’s sneaky and nefarious manipulation. I’d prefer Hollywood use their sneaky and nefarious manipulation to get Americans to turn out the lights.

I met Jack at my local Starbuck’s Saturday night. I was reading Ain’t My America by Bill Kaufman and he was writing something on his computer. Proximity led to conversation which eventually led us to climate change. I shared with Jack my dilemma on not just the issue itself but my dilemma in not wanting to even discuss the issue with people anymore: there are many smart, professional scientists who cannot agree on the cause of rising average global temperatures, so how then are common people supposed to discuss the topic? American social protocol often involves quiet small talk about the weather. Beyond that, more in-depth discussion of global temperatures often involves nothing more than one person parroting the thoughts of his favorite TV or radio talk show host. Every time I hear someone share “their” feelings on the matter I’m reminded of Matt Damon’s famous intellectual bar fight scene in Good Will Hunting in which Damon’s character says to an obnoxious Harvard grad student, “Yea, I read that too. Were you going to plagiarize the whole thing for us—or do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter?” If scientists can’t come to a reasonable consensus on the matter, how are those of us who wiled away the hours in Science class practicing our signature of flirting with insanely cute Cari Londal (or both) supposed to advance the discussion in any appreciable manner? So it was with my discussion with Jack fresh on my mind that I was reading today and again across the head-shakingly-stupid Republican platitude “drill, baby, drill.” For a Republican Party so comfortable telling us that they are pro-business, support of a policy that squelches innovation and the creation of new businesses and new economies seems highly ironic. It seems an odd juxtaposition of positions. “Drill, baby, drill” is not about finding solutions to America’s energy problems. DBD is about partisan politics—it’s about telling the Democrats “No” on global warming. Global Warming is Al Gore’s issue. Denying Global Warming is the sad effort of non-Democrats to assert their independence from Democratic policies and positions. If the U.S. pursues drilling, it not only taps into a resource the United States has at its disposal to help address our dependence on foreign oil (an indisputable fact) but it also says to the Democrats “there is nothing wrong with oil.” If Congress allows drilling, it’s akin to a national consensus that Global Warming is a hoax and we are free from the meteorological propaganda begun by the Democrats. We should not let the Democrats off the hook here, either. NOT drilling is their opposite assertion that Global Warming is indisputably the result of human behavior, primarily linked to fossil fuel consumption. “Drill, baby, drill,” as it is understood by those advancing the position, represents the very worst of the Republican Party. If Republicans want to describe themselves as “conservative” then they ought to begin finding progressive, innovative ways to conserve America’s greatest natural resource—the ability of Americans to turn challenges into opportunities and opportunities into new businesses rather than letting playground squabbles over who’s dad’s the better bowler dictate long-term strategies for economic growth and American success in the 21^st century.